J'ai reçu cela[1], par e-mail à moi-même personnellement destiné, je le jure, c'est authentique, et ce n'est pas un spam.

Je lance donc le concours du mois ! Celui qui a la moindre idée, même approximative, de ce que ce brave homme a bien pu vouloir dire, gagne un lavabo en porcelaine !

Subject: Monami Je parle trés mal le français, et comprends pirre tout que est français mais nest pas la liberté.
Date: Vendredi 3 Février 2006 11:30
From: quelqu'un
To: Swâmi Petaramesh

Good Morning
I just buyed [excusez moi les erreurs] a IBook 14".
I like the machine because she´s depending on her arquitechture (UNIX) more than in the second, virtual, processor,, asp(windows/intel|IA5)..format of the majority of machines that are rolling now the market in the PC areas.
It´s my only PC. But I work, and am a P certified Microsoft, and a business employee,, and "Mamma" is my backup refugee love..And my allied in studies and work...
The problem, as like Microsoft, Apple is a black hole trying to suck your money!!,, and if you believe, as me that, the thought needs to be free to achive Good(reality!]... Then a KDE emplementacion (3nd partition on the disk#that needs to be "scooped" inside the 5Gb UNIX Dunggeon (prison virtuel U/UA) -Mamma´s belly...i.e. Le disk sera analysee!...avec Knoppix..[
The only thing I now is that a need a <64bits UNIX interpreteur pour avoir une outre Seession..less Unix(NOT UNIX!) and more KDE LYnux...

If you please, in your reply, send me the direct iso, ftp link, with password and user login(pleasseeee : ] to get the Knopix shell that could interpretate the boot in a Apple IBook 14"..

Thank you for your time.. Don´t miss to reply

PS I´m waiting to work[! But in the MArch have exams...

Bye!

Signé, blabla

Notes

[1] Tsoin-tsoin !