Rama Rama Ding Ding - Swâmi Petaramesh

Swâmi Petaramesh — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:09:01 +0000

Voilà, maintenant, j'ai enfin un beau T-shirt, même que je me fais arrêter dans les supermarchés Casino par des employés admiratifs, si, si.
...Tant que je ne me fais pas arrêter par des fanatiques religieux qui voudraient me casser la gueule pour cause de T-Shirt blasphématoire, remarquez, je préfère.

Rama Rama Ding Ding - Petaramesh

Petaramesh — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 14:03:37 +0000

@Laurie : Excellent en effet ;-)

Voici quelques compléments façon humour de GNU, reproduits dans leur intégralité achetéhémélienne :

Depuis http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html :

                               SHIT HAPPENS
                       in various world religions
 
 
TAOISM:  Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius say, "Shit happens".

ZEN:  (What is the sound of shit happening?)

JESUITISM:  If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

ISLAM:  Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.

CATHOLICISM:  Shit happens because you are bad.

PSYCHOANALYSIS:  Shit happens because of your toilet training.

SCIENTOLOGY:  Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.

UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens.  Let's have coffee and donuts.

RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM:  Let this shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM:  Why does shit always happen to US?

REFORM JUDAISM:  Got any Kaopectate?

MYSTICISM:  What weird shit!

AGNOSTICISM:  What is this shit?

ATHEISM:  I don't believe this shit!

NIHILISM:  Who needs this shit?

AZTEC:  Cut out this shit!

QUAKER:  Let's not fight over this shit.

FORTEANISM:  No shit??

12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.

VOODOO:  Hey, that shit looks just like you!

NEWAGE:  Visualize shit not happening.

DEISM:  Shit just happens.

EXISTENTIALISM:  Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

SECULAR HUMANISM:  Shit evolves.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:  Shit is in your mind.

BUDDHISM:  Shit happens, but pay no mind.

SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.

HINDUISM:  This shit has happened before.

WICCA:  Mix this shit together and make it happen!

HASIDISM:  Shit never happens the same way twice.

THEOSOPHY:  You don't know half of the shit that happens.

DIANETICS:  Your mother gave you shit before your were born.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST:  No shit on Saturdays.

JEHOVAH's WITNESSES:  No shit happens until Armageddon.

MOONIES:  Only happy shit really happens.

HOPI:  Corn fertilizer happens.

BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.

STOICISM:  This shit is good for me.

OBJECTIVISM:  Our shit is good for you.

EST:  If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.

REAGANISM:  Don't move; the shit will trickle down.

FASCISM:  Shit makes the trains run on time.

CARGO CULT:  A barge will come and take all the shit away.

EMACS:  Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.

DISCORDIANISM:  Some funny shit happened to me today.

RASTAFARIANISM:  Let's smoke this shit.

CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.

MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.

RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.

Someone sent us a request to remove his own religion from the list, as a matter of "respect". Here's how RMS replied:

I wrote this version of the list (adding to earlier versions that
circulated on the net).  I am not going to make the change you
request.

My own view on the issue of religion, Atheism, is made fun of in this
list.  The religion of my ancestors is also included.  Even the
Church of Emacs is included. You may think your religion
deserves more respect than others, but I don't.  No one is entitled to
that kind of "respect".

So this item will remain in the list.

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Disclaimer

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Depuis http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/more-shit.html :

Have YOU ever wondered just WHY shit happens to you?  Well, 
you're not alone. People have wondered about this fundamental 
question for many ages, and everyone seems to have a different 
theory. So, for your reading enjoyment, we have here a massive
collection of various ways in which people have tried to
explain why shit happens:

==============================================================================

                                 SHIT HAPPENS

                         in various world religions
                         --------------------------

Taoism:         Shit happens.
                If you can shit, it isn't shit.
                Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna:   Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
                She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens,
                she-it, she-it...  (Repeat until you become one with
she-it)
                Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism:   Confucious say, "Shit happens".
                Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen
                PROPERLY."

Buddhism:       If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
                If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone.
                Shit will happen again to you next time.
                Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will
                have salvation.

Zen:            What is the sound of shit happening?
                First, shit was shit.
                Then it wasn't.
                Now I'm one with Zen, and shit is shit again.

7th Day Adventism:
                Shit happens on Saturdays.

Hinduism:       I've seen this shit happening before.
                This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
                This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism:  Let shit happen to someone else!
                If shit happens, praise the lord for it.

Presbyterianism:
                This shit was bound to happen.

Calvinism:      Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism:
                If shit happens, hold a procession.
                It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve 
                the right wine with it.

Methodist:      It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve 
                grape juice with it

Lutheranism:    Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
                Have faith that shit will happen.
                If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Anglicanism:    It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.

Quakers:        Let us not fight over this shit.
                Be silent and wait for shit to happen, friend.

Catholicism:    If shit happens, you deserved it.
                You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die 
                shit.

Charismatic Catholicism:
                Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love
                you anyway.

Judaism:        Why does shit always happen just before closing the 
                deal?

Conservative Judaism:
                Why does shit always happen to US?

Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?
                Shit happens to whom it may concern.

Orthodox Judaism:
                So shit happens, already!

Islam:          We don't take any shit.

Sunni Islam:    If it happens to be shit, it's Allah's will and you'd
                 better submit!
                Shiite happens.

Shi'ite Islam:  WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT!
                If shit happens, take a hostage.

Nation of Islam:
                Don't take no shit!

Bahaism:        Why do you keep shitting on us?
                Shit happens universally.
                All shit is truly shit.

New Age:        That's not shit, it's feldspar.
                Shit happens, and it happens to smell good.
                This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
                I create my own shit.
                Visualize shit happening...

Wicca:          If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
                The Goddess makes shit happen.
                An it harm none, let shit happen.

Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection.

Disclaimer

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The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.

Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.

Rama Rama Ding Ding - Minium

Minium — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:34:07 +0000

Ha ha ha ha les témoins de Jéhovah ! :o)

Rama Rama Ding Ding - Laurie

Laurie — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:30:56 +0000

Génial !
Tu as lu ça ? Ca devrait te plaire, je pense ...

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