Rama Rama Ding Ding
Par Petaramesh le samedi 12 août 2006, 11:55 - Non-dualité tout court - Lien permanent
J'ai failli me pisser dessus de rire en voyant l'image de ce T-Shirt linkée chez Embruns par La Lène :
Un qui ferait sans aucun doute plaisir à Tarquine pour son petit Noël !
Si d'aucuns souhaitent se revêtir d'une telle profession de Foi, on en trouve ici ou là avec hélas des variations dans le texte et les polices de caractères, que je trouve plutôt moins réussies... La version la plus fidèle au texte montré ici étant apparemment celle-là[1]...
Parmi les ajouts proposés dans les diverses variantes, on trouve également les nécessaires :
- ATHEISM : There is no such thing as shit.
- AGNOSTICISM : I don't know whether shit happens.
Notes
[1] Euh tiens, c'est simple, je n'ai pas pu résister ;-)
Commentaires
Génial !
Tu as lu ça ? Ca devrait te plaire, je pense ...
Ha ha ha ha les témoins de Jéhovah ! :o)
@Laurie : Excellent en effet ;-)
Voici quelques compléments façon , reproduits dans leur intégralité achetéhémélienne :
Depuis http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html :
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit! QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit. FORTEANISM: No shit?? 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit. VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you! NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening. DEISM: Shit just happens. EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is. SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind. BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind. SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere. HINDUISM: This shit has happened before. WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen! HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice. THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens. DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born. SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays. JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon. MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens. HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens. BAHA'I: It's all the same shit. STOICISM: This shit is good for me. OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you. EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault. REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down. FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time. CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away. EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit. DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today. RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit. CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad. MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge. RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.Someone sent us a request to remove his own religion from the list, as a matter of "respect". Here's how RMS replied:
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Depuis http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/more-shit.html :
Have YOU ever wondered just WHY shit happens to you? Well, you're not alone. People have wondered about this fundamental question for many ages, and everyone seems to have a different theory. So, for your reading enjoyment, we have here a massive collection of various ways in which people have tried to explain why shit happens: ============================================================================== SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions -------------------------- Taoism: Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with it. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it) Please this flower and buy our shit. Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens". Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time. Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? First, shit was shit. Then it wasn't. Now I'm one with Zen, and shit is shit again. 7th Day Adventism: Shit happens on Saturdays. Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life. This shit happening IS you. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else! If shit happens, praise the lord for it. Presbyterianism: This shit was bound to happen. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Episcopalianism: If shit happens, hold a procession. It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK. Have faith that shit will happen. If shit happens, don't talk about it. Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Be silent and wait for shit to happen, friend. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit. Charismatic Catholicism: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway. Judaism: Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal? Conservative Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US? Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives? Shit happens to whom it may concern. Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already! Islam: We don't take any shit. Sunni Islam: If it happens to be shit, it's Allah's will and you'd better submit! Shiite happens. Shi'ite Islam: WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT! If shit happens, take a hostage. Nation of Islam: Don't take no shit! Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us? Shit happens universally. All shit is truly shit. New Age: That's not shit, it's feldspar. Shit happens, and it happens to smell good. This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. Visualize shit happening... Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. The Goddess makes shit happen. An it harm none, let shit happen.Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection.
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Voilà, maintenant, j'ai enfin un beau T-shirt, même que je me fais arrêter dans les supermarchés Casino par des employés admiratifs, si, si.
...Tant que je ne me fais pas arrêter par des fanatiques religieux qui voudraient me casser la gueule pour cause de T-Shirt blasphématoire, remarquez, je préfère.